ACTIVITY SA IT 26 – SOFTWARE ENGINEERING

Maghimo mi ug webform and database..got to open visual web developer..zZzzzz TT_

During sa instruction ni sir, tanan nagmug-ot.. MARY: Sir pwede partner2x? SIR: Ha?! individual! dli mo kabarog sa inyong kaugalingon?? (ahem! gisapot si sir ug pinakalit) .Anyway, so mao ‘to, gipang-assign na mi sa mga respective computers..pero nadaaaaa japon sa partner2x (ahahaha! yeheey!) since ang uban desktop gubaaaa! (ay2x ang among laboratory fee!) Luckily for me, si Ja.ne ako napartner, ahehehe..abtikaaay xa! ako???! XxxXxxx jud intawon! may gane! nah! ..ehehehe..
During sa activity, dami mga babies si sir.. Badet: Sirrrr!   Mary: SirrRrr dali sa beh?     MArkNaman: SirrRr! unsaon man ni??..    Ja.ne and Haziah: SirrRrrr! unsaon pa gane ‘to?? ahahaha! hahay, kung wala si sir, was jud tawon, ahahaha!
Samtang naghimo, Ja.ne: Sakit na ako tiyan, gutom na.. (hahay..kulang sa kaon..ahahaha! gibitok man guro ni si Ja.ne) .ah, after nakahuman mi, ambot asa xa gikan aning biskwit nga iyang gikaon ron..Hmmmm? The DHAI’s wala pa japon nafinish..ginahulga-hulga na sila ni sir..ahahaha!        SIR: Nga–nOong dugay man mahuman???! (ay ay ka sir!)
badet: sagdi lang gud na sir, green team bitaw mo! (saon si sir nagsuot ug green tshirt!) ahahahaha! ka-mga buluyagon!..nah..nang-abog na si sir..gotta go!

FUNNY QUOTES 3

SI JUAN NAKAILAD
Juan: Pedro,lingawa uy! Nakailad kog tindera ganina,.hehehe
Pedro: Mao ba? Giunsa man diay nimo?
Juan: Nagpalod kog dyes,unya wa raba koy celfon! hahaha!

SECURITY UG USA KA LOLA
Security: Excuse me po maam,titingnan ko lang ang bag nyo kung may baril.

Matanda: Buang ka! Dili man gani maigo ang baldi sa akongbag,baril pa kha?

ANG UNANG TAO SA MUNDO
Sino ang unang tao sa mundo? Sabi ng mga HUDYO,
“kami”,dahil kami ang nagpako sa Diyos! Sabi ng INSTSIK,
“Hindi kayo,kami”! Bakit? Kanino kayo bili pako? Hehehehe..

MAKAHAPLA NGA SMILE
A gun can kill,fire can burn,wind can chill
anger can rage untill it tears you apart
but the power of my smile,with cute eyes pa pastilan!
apil kagaw hapla! hehehe..

SI INDAY AT ANG PULUBI
Amo: Inday, paalisin mo nga ‘yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.
(Nilabas ni Inday.)
Inday: Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
Pulubi: Oh! I’m so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
(Nakakuha ng katapat si Inday!)

NAKATIPID
Takbong pumasok ng bahay si Mario.
Pagud na pagod, pero masayang-masaya.
Nagmamayabang pa sa ina.
“Nanay! Nanay! Nakatipid ako ng uno singkwenta.”

“Nakatipid? Paano?” tanong ng nanay.

“Aba’y ‘di ako sumakay ng dyip.
Sumabay lang ako ng takbo.
Kaya’t nakatipid ako ng one-fifty!”

“Bobo ka pala, eh. Kung taxi ang sinabayan mo,
‘Di mas malaki ang natipid mo!”

BABAE DAW

Nagkaroon ng trouble ang airplane at sabi ng piloto “Fasten your seat belt”.

Isang babae nag-panic at ang sabi: “Ako’y babae, nais kong maranasan ang dapat maranasan ng isang babae bago bumagsak ang eroplanong ito! Mayroon ba sa iyong magpapatunay na ako’y babae?”
Tingin ang mga kelot at kinilatis si babae. Medyo may edad at medyo di maganda.

Walang nag-voluntir agad.

Sigaw ng babae: “Patunayan ninyong ako’y babae!”

“Ako!” sigaw ng isang pogi at matchong lalake habang ina-alis niya ang bitones ng kanyan kamisedentro.

Nanginig ang babae habang lumalapit ang kelot sa kanya.

Tahimik ang lahat…

HinubaD ang polo at ini-abot sa babae. Sabe niya sa babae, “Pakiplantsa mo ‘to!”

AFRICA TRIP
MISTER 1: Wow, first year wedding anniversary niyo na, anong gift mo sa misis mo?

MISTER 2: Dadalhin ko siya sa Africa!

MISTER 1: Sarap naman, eh next year ano naman ang gift mo?

MISTER 2: Kukunin ko siya pabalik!!!

LOTTO
MISTER: (SHOUTING!) Honey, mag-empake ka na,
nanalo ako sa lotto.
MISIS: Wow! Anong dadalhin ko?
MISTER: Wala akong pakialam, basta lumayas ka na!

MAGALING NA NGA..
Ine-examin nung Doktor yung isang pasyente sa Mental Hospital sa pamamagitan ng tanong at sagot. Tanong nung Doktor, “Kung ikaw ay palabasin ngayon sa ospital, ano ang iyong unang gagawin?”

Sagot nung pasyente, “Titiradorin ko po ang buwan!”

Wika nung Doktor, “Ikaw ay hindi pa pwedeng palabasin. E-examinin ulit kita sa paglipas ng anim na buwan.”

Pagkaraan ng anim na buwan, muling inexamin nung Doktor yung pasyente. Tanong nung Doktor, “Kung ikaw ay palabasin ngayon sa ospital, ano ang iyong gagawin?”

Sagot ng pasyente. “Doktor, ako’y magaling na.
Pagkalabas ko po sa ospital, ako po ay hahanap ng trabaho upang mamuhay ng mag-isa.”

Muling nagtanong ang Doktor, “Pagnakahanap ka ng trabaho, ano ang iyong gagawin?”

Sagot ng pasyente, “Doktor, ako po ay manliligaw ng isang mabait, masipag at magandang babaeng pwede kong makakapiling na pang habang buhay.”

Gulat ang Doktor! Mukhang matino na ang kaniyang pasyente!

Muli pang nagtanong ang Doktor, “Pagkatapos niyong makasal, ano ang iyong gagawin?”

Sagot ng pasyente, “Aba, Doktor, kami po ay mag-hahanimun!”

Bilib na naman ang Doktor. Tanong ulit ng Doktor, “Ano ang iyong gagawin sa inyong hanimun?”

Sagot ng pasyente, “Doktor, huhubarin ko po ang blusa at palda ng aking bagong asawa.”

“Pagkatapos…” tanong ng Doktor.

“Pagkatapos…”, sabi ng pasyente, “huhubarin ko ang kaniyang bra at panty”.

“Pagkatapos…” tanong ng Doktor.

“Pagkatapos…” sabi ng pasyente, “kukunin ko lahat ng lastiko sa bra at panty at titiradorin ko ang buwan!”

FUNNY QUOTES 2

PAGEANT!
Question and answer portion!
Host: Miss Bulgaria!
Miss Bulgaria: Yes?
Host: How old are you?
Miss Bulgaria: Im 20 years old.
Host: What would you be expecting after 5 years?
Miss Bulgaria: I`d be 25.

SEKRETO!
Secret lng na2 ni ha? ask lng q,unsay tambal pampalagla?Pls txtbk asap…Hadlok man gud q basin buntis c meming! mudaghan na pud amung iring..heheh!:)

2 KA IRONG BUANG

Duha ka irong buang nag-istoryahanay:
Iro 1: Brad, tinuod ba nga ang laway nato naa’y RABIES ug makamatay?
Iro 2: O, ngano? Unsa’y problema?
Iro 1: Natulon man gud nako. Nakulbaan gani ko. (^_^)

HUBOG NA AMAHAN
HUBOG 1: Pre, nauyab ko man imo mama sa una.
HUBOG 2: (hilom)
HUBOG 1: Naminaw ka pre? ingon ko uyab nako imo mama sa una!
HUBOG2: sakto ka Pa! Hubog naka kau!

SEMENTERYO USA KA GABIE
GARD: sus! maryusep..abi kog kalag ka.
unsa imong gitiltil sa lapida?
NAGTILTIL: ang amaw!wrong spelling ako pangalan.

FIRE EXIT
PEDRO: Juan, dri ta agi uh!
JUAN: unsay pnan.aw nmu nko? bugok? hoy!..FIRE EXIT na dha!..dha mogawas ang kalayo!

CRUSH!
f ur crush keeps staring at you and u can’t help
but notice, just tell him/her this:

“kalma lng …naa pa lgeh koh ugma..”

FUNNY QUOTES 1

GIRL: baby…ikaw ang yawi sa akong kasing2x..
BOY: really?? Unya knsa man to imong kuyog ganina?
GIRL: aw..ka2?? Duplicate nimuh..
hahaha…!

TAWAG SA MANAG-UYAB

Juan: unsay tawag anang mg uyab nga gwapo ug gwapa?
Pedro: mao nay TADHANA!
Juan: kung gwapo ang laki unia pangit ang bae?
Pedro: mao nay TRU LUV!
Juan: kung pangit ang laki ug ang bae?
Pedro: ah! mao nay gitawag na
“KAPWA KO, MAHAL KO”

QUESTION & ANSWER TEXT MESSAGE:
Sa Palengke…
Jose: pbili ng sitaw
Tindera: ilang tali ng sitaw?
Jose: 3x-5 wr x=6
Tindera: so 13 bale mura lng
5sin90 ang isa
Jose: Ummm pki-convert
nmn po using arc tangent
Tindera: d q carry, tangent
nlng 5tan45, qng gus2 mo,
mg apply ka nlng ng reduction
4mula
Jose: ok n po, e2 bayad
(x2-4x+3)/sin3x wr x =7
keep d change

GWAPO O PANGIT?

Babae: Doc, unsa man ako pilion?…Gwapo o Pangit?

Doctor: Ikaw, kung sa gwapo ka nga pasakitan raka o sa pangit nga magsakit imung mata?

BAHOG SA BABOY

Gikan og Maynila si Juan og bag-o pa nakauli sa ilang lugar. Gisugo si Juan sa iyang papa pakuha og bahog sa baboy didto sa iyang angkol.

Juan: Ayooh…kol ipakuha daw ni papa ang bahog sa baboy.

Angkol: Uy…Juan kaw man diay na dako naman diay ka. Na skwela paka?

Juan: Uu…College nah!

Angkol: Unsa man imung gikuha?

Juan: Bahog sa baboy.!!%$#^%$&^

SUNOG!

Reporter: Naa ta karon sa usa ka balay na nasunog og karon atong habi habi-on ang tag-iya sa balay.

Reporter: Ikaw ba ang tag-iya aning balaya?

Tag-iya: Ako man.

Reporter: Kabalo baka kung unsay sinugdanan sa sunog?

Tag-iya: Kabalo man.

Reporter: Unsa man?

Tag-iya: Kalayo!

What is Technopreneurship?

Review of the original saying, Technopreneurship term is a derivative of two words, namely ‘technology’ and ‘enterpreneurship’. In general, the word technology is used to refer to the practical application of knowledge to the industry or as a framework of knowledge that is used to create the tools, to develop expertise and materials in order to solve the existing problems. While Entrepreneurship word comes from the word entrepreneur refers to a person or agency that created the business / business with courage bear the risk and uncertainty to achieve profitability and growth with the opportunity to identify how the existing (Zimmerer & Scarborough, 2008).

If the above two words are combined, the word technology here is a refinement, because the technology in “technopreneurship” refer to the information technology, ie technology that use Computer as a tool for processing. Posadas (2007) defines the term technopreneurship in a wider scope, ie, as a technology entrepreneur in the field of semiconductor technology, which includes accessories to the Personal Computer (PC). As an example is how Steven Wozniak and Steve Job develop their hobby until they are able to sell up and 50 of the first Apple computer, or how Larry Page and Sergey Brin developed a paper that they became known as the Google search engine. They are referred to as this is the technopreneur in this definition.

In the national discourse, the term refers to Technopreneurship more information on the utilization of technology to the development of entrepreneurship. Unlike the first definition above, the type of entrepreneurship in technopreneurship here is not limited in entrepreneurial information technology, but all types of business, such as business furniture, restaurant, super market or crafts, batik and silver. The use of information technology that is meant here is the Internet to market their products, such as in online trading (e-Commerce), the special Software to cut production costs, or the use of web 2.0 technology as a means of advertising for entrepreneurship. In the second, it is not clear which party can be called as a technopreneur. Here, the second will be used together.

AVATAR: Movie Review

When Jake Sully’s twin brother is killed, Jake’s identical DNA gets him the opportunity of a lifetime — the chance to take his brother’s place on the mystical world of Pandora, where a corporation is trying to work with the planet’s inhabitants in order to mine a very valuable material. His Marine background doesn’t give him the scientific knowledge that his brother had, and the fact that he is confined to a wheelchair won’t help in the dangerous and exotic environment, but Jake goes to Pandora anyway. His job will be to control an Avatar that looks just like the indigenous people, the Na’vi. The avatar is linked to Jake’s consciousness, and allows him the ability to walk around freely in the Pandora environment.
Jake’s mission, according to Col. Quaritch, is to get close to the Na’vi, learn their ways and gain their trust. When he is thrust into the alarming environment sooner than expected, a spiritual sign to a Na’vi woman, Neytiri, is the only thing that saves him from death — either by her poisonous arrow or by the terrifying creatures that inhabit the land. Neytiri takes Jake to her father, the leader of the Na’vi, and it is decided that he will be allowed to live, and to learn their ways. With the help of scientist Grace, who founded the Avatar program, and her team, Jake lives the life of the Na’vi and returns frequently to report his findings.

Avatar – Guide Review

By far the best animation I have ever experienced, it is easy to believe that the world of Pandora and it’s inhabitants are real. Avatar offers a movie-going experience like no other, and takes animation to a whole new level. The exciting story, amazing animation, and the fact that the movie is marketed to kids through toys and advertisements will have many kids begging to go see this one. The film also contains adult elements, though, including language (several swear words), sensuality, frightening scenes, and heavy violence.
In the world of Pandora, the Na’vi walk around mostly naked, and one “mating” scene occurs which is very sensual. Also, many creatures exist that are terrifying and dangerous. These snarling beasts snap at and chase characters, and in some scenes they kill humans (this occurs during a battle, and associated blood and gore is moderate). The epic battle between the Na’vi and the humans also results in violent bloodshed. Weapons such as gunships, machine guns, gas bombs, spears, arrows, and more are used, and there is also hand-to-hand combat.

KWIK-KWIK after the Postponed Exam :xD

August 17, 2020 – Tuesday, 7:00 PM,,after gi-declare ang world war 2..ahahha! bitaw..before nagsugod ang exam (wala pa si sir) with all the arrange mi sa mga bangko, ug ang tanan nagtipok sa likod ug sa kilid.. bakante kaau ang atubangan..the answers were ready..networked thru cellphones(ehehehe..) nag-question and answer portion ang uban, others nag-memorize..also, others making codes(kodigs)..ahahaha! some were ready, others were not..sila Kenny, Hannash, Mylene and Bheng wala pa nangabot.. saba kaau ang room, and I though of myself “Dli taraw madaun ang exam, bah.. and I told Ja.ne of what I thought, we both laughed then suddenly, misulod si sir sa room and delivered his awesome speech(hehehe) “Class, pwede mohangyo? | CLASS: yes sir, pwede man..| Sir: Next meeting lang ang atong exam..| CLASS: (pause… then – yEeeeeeahys! woHoooo! .. after the shout..hilom daun, the smile on our faces is incomparable..ahahaha! Pag-gawas sa skol campus, saba kaau, magstorya nga warag mga bungol..ahahah! mag-sininggitay, hala cge pangatawa.. everybody’s a joker..

So, here comes the KWIK-KWIK..after the declaration of ‘no exam’ .. nagmeeting ang mga pipol ug nagsabot nga mag-kwik kwik.. at first, nagsabot nga mamaktas lang pra taraw i-show ang among OJT uniform sa world.. pero nanakay ra pud daun (ngeee?) MARY: dli ta mamaktas kay hubakon baya ko? (ahahahah! memang, myrh!) ..so nanakay mi except Rommel and Gicelle.. As of me?..agree daun pag-ingon ug kwik kwik pero not knowing..nabilin ako pitaka..ahahaha! so, pakalooy daun kay Ja.ne, ME: Jane, pwede mangutang q ug money? pwede magpasponsor? JANE: ah ok ra te.. so, to make the story long , short.. adto mi kwik-kwikanan, walay vacant pag-abot namo, naay table nga duha lang sila nangaon, ug kay gipangkapoy (nanakay man tana mi? nganong gikapoy?) .nanglingkod mi didto ..nangaulaw sila, kay bisan naa pa sila, nanglingkod nami,,(if i know, ang katong girl nga nagkaon? natuk-an,,kay paspas jud xa ug kaon..(ahahah!) ulaw baya magkaon naay laeng tao..amo pa jud gi-atbangan..(hahay, mga thick kaau mi ug face, ehehehe) automatically, nahuman ra jud xa ug kaon..ug kami?? ah..order daun..paspas kaau mangaon gipang-gutom..ahahah! then after eating..nagstambay pa mi ug 1 hour, nagchika ug bisan unsa nga mga topic..TOPICS: 1. Manuel and Palos with Mary in an island, kinsay pilion ni mary..(ahahah!) 2. Meeting for the coming INTRAMS, choosing of who will be the Mr. and Ms. I of our department, (we vote for Mylene and Kenny),  then si Badeth ug Aracao ang contestant sa DANCESPORTs..nyahahahha!   3. Etc..(ehehehe)..with all the katawa and laugh mi, pati ang tag-iya sa kwik2x cge pud og katawa..in other words, ..LAUGH mode .

Exactly 8..nguli daun mi..sari-sari, .that’s all,, what a kwik-kwik! God bLess 4th year IT.. MACARIOUS!

‘z’

4th year IT

..-puhon graduating,,pero till now, mga dugayan japon(ahahaha!)  walay paglubad ang focus sa Facebook..hahay, ganahan kaau mag-submit ug projects during deadlines, usahay manghangyo pa.. ‘sir? ..pwede i-extend??’ (nyahahaha!) mao nang pag-abot sa unahan, daghan palpak, pagbasol ug uban pang resulta..

..-during exams, nah! till now, makalingaw nga kataw-anan kaau, kanang dli gani mi mag-study? ahahaha! mangamote lage pag-abot sa exam.. hahay.. however, things are changing..uban wala, still the same.. but take note,  most of us naa nay LAFTAF..wow! congratulations, naay DELL as for Mary and Rommel, ahm..SAMSUNG ni Jane, HP ni kenny..COMPAQ ni Hanna Ruth, and the least of all..(uhhuhuhu) mine..NEO (Elan Series) .. with all the ‘dala sa skol..ug sa dihang, gi-block ang FACEBOOK..tsk tsk tsk,,how disappointing pero ok lang, disiplina sa mga estudyante..right?.. hmMmm wat else? ah yes about sa amo mga boYs?? united japon sa DOTA! ahahaha! last prelim exam..hands-On sa Database, na-late sila pagtake sa exam kay saon..gikan man nag-DOTA..ahahaha! ay ay..mao ra tawon ang kalipay, simple things.. DOTA..

IT pipOL has different characters, .naay batasan nga mao ra japon, ang uban na-change.. etc, etc..the bonding, the friendship grew more..bisan ug nahiubos ug nalain na..stiLL smiLing..for the sake of Friendship.. which is beautiful..nice, great..^_^